oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

star-loser:

Joss Whedon character name generator like

"Knife Alaska"

"Forest Thompson"

"Nigh Sandwich"

tyulipan:

drake in the anaconda video and van gogh’s ‘at eternity’s gate’

  • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Mom: no
pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

phoneus:

*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*

what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what

The sixteenth century cracks me up.
Hmmm, locusts? Heupherd is the German word for locust. Heupherd means hay horse. We’re obviously dealing with mutant horse demons here let me make a woodcut.

The sixteenth century cracks me up.

Hmmm, locusts? Heupherd is the German word for locust. Heupherd means hay horse. We’re obviously dealing with mutant horse demons here let me make a woodcut.