kaalashnikov:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

Let’s be honest- all of those shitty fucking cops in Ferguson are basically Death Eaters.

don’t

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majiinboo:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

I can see it now, the one white cop that wasn’t like the others. It’ll be Leo’s first Oscar

Don’t shoot the messenger.

Invite the messenger in for a cup of coffee.

Date the messenger.

Excellent.

hockeydandy:

bctheinternet:

Louis C.K. on slavery

Comedians who tell the truth like Louis C.K., Katt Williams, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Griffin, and others are the best to me.

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

notjustanoxymoron:

consultingsuperhusbands:

I am crying violently.

God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they’re being hugged by their father.

I know you’re not insinuating whatsoever that Stan Lee created Robert Downey Jr. for his own purposes but now I can’t stop thinking about it.

notjustanoxymoron:

consultingsuperhusbands:

I am crying violently.

God, RDJ just looks like a little child, when they’re being hugged by their father.

I know you’re not insinuating whatsoever that Stan Lee created Robert Downey Jr. for his own purposes but now I can’t stop thinking about it.

I should have known I was agender and asexual when…

I spent a month of tenth grade trying to convince people that I was a eunuch.

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

This is a prairie chicken (a species of grouse) and I am forever laughing at how ridiculously normal the females look in comparison.

treblemirinlens:

doctorflowers:

owlrocket

NYOOM

treblemirinlens:

doctorflowers:

owlrocket

NYOOM