We Apologise For The Inconvenience

Edmund, 22, I'm the pourer
21:09 8 January 2019 3834
21:08 8 January 2019 31049

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

Hey remember when JKR said the sk*nwalker wasn’t actually a horrible monster and was just native Americans being dumb and not understanding wizard shit

Remember when she deadass said that for real and thought that was fine

Also remember when she thought there were just random ancient castles in North America like how there are in europe. Do you remember

She was like “the American wizard school goopygloop is in an ancient castle in North America”. First of all who built that shit. The pilgrims? My guy jebadiah who has 9 children dying of dissentary like oh yeah I’m gonna build a fully functional Scottish castle right here in the middle of Roanoak. That’s a good use of my time and resources.

20:59 8 January 2019 79676

nbtomomo:

cheggerspartyquiz:

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

20:59 8 January 2019 1842

midautumnnightdream:

midautumnnightdream:

midautumnnightdream:

I know everybody has already brought up BBC’s amazingly ugly font choices, but it’s been several hours and i’m still cracking up over how much the overall effect looks like a PP presentation for middle school geography class.

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Um, hi. I’m going to tell you about, um, the capital of France. **sweatdrop**

meanwhile in the history class:

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20:57 8 January 2019 4

Shipping discourse sucks I’m going back to my real OTP

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20:57 8 January 2019 28822

beefandcorn:

skippercifer:

weirdness-is-good:

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

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This is like that scene in every horror movie where they’re looking through old photographs and see the ghost/demon that’s been haunting them in the background.

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20:57 8 January 2019 483

todropscience:

LOST BEFORE FOUND: NEW SHARK SPECIES LIKELY  EXTINCT DUE TO INTENSIVE FISHING

Using three preserved specimen caught in the 1930s from Broneo, Thailand and Vietnam, researchers experts in sharks have described a new species of whaler shark from the Western Central Pacific known only from historic records. Since this shark has not been since 1934, is likely now extinct.

The historic range of the lost shark (Carcharhinus obsolerus), as is proposed to be named, is currently under intense fishing pressure and this species has not been recorded anywhere in over 80 years. It lived in coastar waters along the western Central Pacific.

The specific name obsolerus” is Latin for Extinct, in allusion to the fact that the species has not been seen in decades.  According to the study where this species is described, with so few known records, there is a possibility it has been lost from the marine environment before any understanding could be gained of its full historic distribution, biology, ecosystem role, and importance in local fisheries.

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- Illustration of lateral view of Carcharhinus obsolerus. Painting by Lindsay Marshall

Whaler sharks are one of the most economically important groups for the various shark fisheries that exist around the world. Also, they are found as  bycatch of other commercial fisheries across its range, which cointributes to dimishes its populations, which contributes to diminishes its populations.

[Photo description: Close up of the head and a photograph of the whole shark, showing typical features found in sharks.]

0:13 8 January 2019 4537

servbot42:

how fucked up would the internet be if lou bega put out “mambo no. 12” or something and when people asked him where 6-11 were he just said “find em”

23:48 7 January 2019 10

i feel like ‘i fuck to survive’ is something yossarian said offhandedly but then dunbar thought it was so funny that he just started using it all the time. like they’d get new squad members and he’d just go around with him like ‘this is my friend yossarian he fucks to survive’

23:33 7 January 2019 3
Orr is feral, yoss fucks to survive, and milo is war criminal

Okay I know said I was laughing earlier, but i am CRYING over ‘yossarian fucks to survive’

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